I Think I’d Do OK In Prison

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I might not recommend it as a substitute for retirement on a cruise ship, but the older I get, the more it looks like a pretty practical, affordable form of long-term care.

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  1. Pat Sorenson October 30, 2025 at 10:35 pm

    Yeah I would do great until Big Bertha wants a girlfriend. Plus how would I eat since I wouldn’t even eat at communal dining spaces in college for fear I couldn’t think of any small talk

  2. Linda Rogers November 1, 2025 at 11:27 am

    You may be a Republican, but you haven’t lost your sense of humor.

  3. Linda Rogers November 1, 2025 at 11:37 am

    But at least you would get in the elevator even if there was someone else in it.

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